Everyone will be mightily relieved that Rod Wise can now be confirmed
his gift prescription in light of the following cross examination of the
doubting Jack Moffett!;-
There are three or four simple questions which will confirm whether you
1. Did you wear rather thick spectacles at school, carry an airways bag
prefer desert boots!.
2. Did you live at that time at West Lindfield/Bradfield.
3. Were you born in the Mother country.
4. Were you in the English class in the prefab in the Eastern Quad in
Class 2C I think it was, teacher Culbertson or some such name and much
5. Do you admit to exploding fireworks in a large cardboard box on your
desk and demolishing the verandah wall???????????
If not, then you are entirely innocent of being Jack Moffett and
regrettably you must be someone else!!
Yes to almost all of your questions however as a lawyer you should know
that I cannot admit to the explosion even after 40 odd years.(is there a
statute of limitations or something?)
By the way, with respect to another e-mail that you circulated I
unfortunately have not been a wheeler dealer in a bank and fortunately I
did not end up in gaol.
When I left school I worked in the building industry until the late
sixties but then switched to a career in sales.
For the last 20 years I have been working for my present
company,Nilfisk-Advance, as National Sales Manager.
I hope that I will be able to attend the reunion later in the year when
we may be able to catch up on some more tales.
From which we can all conclude JACK MOFFETT LIVES! but refuses to own
up. Perhaps his inevitable speech on the night as the star turn will
this! Presumeably he will read from Arthur Grimble and toss a few coins
against the wall before blowing up the joint! OOPS continuing the
Well done Rod
Re Pettigrew, Bruce Hodgen boastingly writes in response to the
dose of Viagra for him for finding the good doctor !
Thanks for the offer, but the novelty of the natural process has not
off yet. Besides, 6-10 viagra would only last 3 months here in