"If the Fifth Years start a riot and on the Fifth Year Lawn do dash, We're prepared to keep it quiet if they're prepared to pay in cash. But if they haven't got the folding stuff and offer pence instead of pounds, We tell the Head, we tell the Head We tell the Head, we tell the Head To keep the Front Lawn out of bounds We tell the Head, we tell the Head We tell the Head, we tell the Head To keep the Front Lawn out of bounds" From "The Prefects' Song", Fifth Year Revue 1961 Sung to "The Bold Gendarmes"